Now Available For Sale!
Senator Lemonsnout & Pyralspite - Now you get to purchase your own! We will be restocking with more in December, but we believe we have enough in house to cover anyone who wants to buy their own until then. Only Senator Lemonsnout and Pyralspite are currently available for purchase. However, that changes on December 9th. >:)
Homestuck Tarot Deck - With 78 cards of beautiful artwork from 39 different artists, it’s definitely a lot of gorgeous in a little package.
Merchandise To Be Released On December 9th (You will be able to pre-order items slated to release on 12/9. Items tagged “pre-order” will likely be unavailable for Christmas delivery.)
1) Beta Kids Vinyl Figurines! (Pre-order, photos to come before their launch)
2) Lunchboxes! (Pre-order)
3) Bunches of Scalemates Plush Dolls! (Pre-order)
4) KC Green’s Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff print from our 2014 Homestuck Calendar!
There’s so much more to cover but I’m sure it’s things that have already been SAID SO MANY FUCKING TIMES AND YET YOU’RE ALL ENTITLED LITTLE SHIT STAINS and then you have some balls to wonder why people don’t wanna do anything with you
fucking mystery of mysteries
A pretty good powerpoint on how to make friends that was made.
I’m probably gonna get slashed for this but somebody had to say something.
"And don’t tell Carlos. That’s so EMBARRASSING."
Yet another ‘quality’ comics with our lovely radio host. I feel kinda sorry for it but… welp.
Littleulvar's design, clothes changed. Also Cecil's tattoos got a day off. Hope they enjoy some freedom.
there’s the big brother trendy
the middle brother slendy
the youngest is splendy
their half brother is endy
and their weird short cousin.
whO THE HECKY BROUGHT THIS BACK
x for doc scratch
And the businessman brother-in-law
There’s also the other cousin. You know, the religious nut who no one talks about. There’s one in every family.
If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
My heart cries.
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
DO NOT LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY
FOR HUMANITY IS AN OCEAN
IF A FEW DROPS OF THE OCEAN ARE DIRTY
THE OCEAN DOES NOT BECOME DIRTY
(Source is the same as before:
ugly straight boys who think every gay guy is going to hit on them
ugly straight girls who think every gay girl is going to hit on them
me thinking that somebody would ever hit on me
Reblog if you’re robosexual.
somebody else needs to be in here
bless all this
HOLLA AT A PLAYA
Alright, I know we’ve seen the posts on AZstuck about these “Homestuck Hunters” but I decided to screen shot a good amount of the posts as proof (in case we need in for any reason).
But honestly, these posts sicken me and scare me to death. Part of it all seems in fun to them, but it’s still scary. We are being threatened with stickers and silly string that could ruin and stain our cosplays that we’ve all worked so hard on.
I’m scared as are a lot of us who don’t know what to do. Please, homestucks at Phoenix Comicon, stick together in a group so that it’ll be safer for all of us. We need to keep our eyes open and be aware of what is happening around us.
They’re even saying that they’ll move on to another fandom when they are done with us.
Please spread this around and warn other homestucks. We are trying to get them to stop but just in case, please be careful. They are taking this way too seriously.
Has anyone local contacted the convention security? If these people are serious about these threats, you can alert the convention ahead of time, so they will be on the lookout for them. Thus, if anyone is caught trying anything, ESPECIALLY assaulting a cosplayer, they can be thrown out or arrested. If you haven’t already, contact the convention! Seriously! The more messages they get about this, the more serious they will understand that it is. Paid attendees are paid attendees, and if they injure anyone in their “fun and games,” it’s assault, which in most states is a FELONY.
However, if you do go to the convention, I urge you to stay in a group and keep your cell phones on you at all times. This is already con safety basics, but if they are serious on their threats, I doubt they will go after larger groups, and seek out anyone who happens to be alone. Even if you see someone you don’t know by themselves, or you’re not IN a Homestuck cosplay, and see a homestuck by themselves, offer to walk with them.
But seriously, if you have tried and failed with messaging them to calm them down, warn the convention—and if they DO threaten ANY PHYSICAL VIOLENCE, you can call the police.
Holy shit wow. Signal boost the fuck out of this. If you know this person or can find the group, definitely report it. Hate groups are not permitted on Facebook and the persons responsible can be reported to law enforcement by Facebook staff. Everyone going to this con PLEASE be careful!